Friday, July 27, 2007

Joe Britz and J-Lo Update

Hey people,

Rob here. Last week we began filming "The Death of Joe Britz." For those of you who don't know what that is yet, it is a movie version of a play that I wrote.

Filming began at 12 o'clock at John Lee's residence. But the adventure began right as I picked up Ray. We had some classic conversations and Ray hit me with the question to end all questions:

Would you rather fuck Michael (the State Theater guy) if he had a penis or if he had a vagina?

What you really have to ask yourself is this: which image is worse, Michael with his legs spread apart waiting for you or Michael jackhammering away inside you?

Now that I have put the worst imagry EVER into your mind. We got to John's house at 12, when we intended to get there at 11. (That is what I get for saying I will give everybody a fucking ride). Ray and I then hit Eric and Butch with the question on the way to filming. To which Eric has now become permanately scarred. In my opinion: mission accomplished already.

Filming was a very good day and we got a lot done. Mainly just comical scenes with Russel and Joe. We did tap into ONE emotional scene, which was infact simply a scene with Ray by himself. Nothing to heavy for the first day, but we did get a lot done.

I have given myself over a week before going back to the footage, and there is a lot of good stuff there. Some things are going to be difficult to lose. I will put up a blooper reel for each day of filming on youtube, I believe. Gives people some fun things to look at before they see any ACTUAL footage, which we will not be releasing until completed with filming the movie.

Just wanted to let people know how that is going.

J-Lo, our next short, will begin shooting as soon as possible. The script is hilarious, as I have said, and I can't wait to shoot it. We have run into a problem though: The building where we were going to film the climax, has burned down. So we are now on a hunt for another abandoned house, and one that doesn't have hobos living in it.

Thanks for your time,
Rob